The Monkey Syndrome

Just trying to be dramatic because i just learnt that word today “the Monkey Syndrome” is the same as having a REBOUND,

Monkey syndrome because you are still holding tightly to your old branch while holding gently to a new branch.

Whether you choose to admit it or not, going through a break up is not easy, whether you are the one doing the breaking up or not, it still hurt, just maybe the break up receiver is more hurt.

Pros and Cons of the Monkey Syndrome:

Pro: You aren’t sitting at home moping, which is boring. Or watching a romantic movie and crying your eyes out. You will at least be having some fun, no matter how small it is.

Con: You’re not dealing with your sadness, and all that repression might lead to a breakdown of epic proportions sooner or later.

Pro: Your new guy is hotter and smarter or  that’s what you’re telling all your mutual friends

Con: You’re possibly just dating the guy because he reminds you of your ex. What you really need to be doing is breaking your cycle of making the same mistakes all over again.

Pro: New orgasms.  JACKPOT –  this jackpot of a rebound relationships finding  a guy with so much sexual talent, his  thing could win Project Fame, The Voice Nigeria, and X-Factor all at once. It’ll prove that even though what you had with your ex was special, there are other men out there you can enjoy.

Con: Guys who fail at giving orgasms. If you hook up with a guy who fumbles things in the bedroom, is only about his pleasure,it might just make you miss your ex’s bedroom moves. So then you’ll probably text him, engage in ex sex, and have to start the getting-over-him process all over again.

Have you ever had the monkey syndrome?



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