Lets get something straight here, diz iz not Amirika where things look good on TV, for fcuk sake it barely happens in their real life, Hollywood makes everything look good…
Yes your girl is watching that proposal scene with tears in her eyes but brother that’s MNetTV and not Channels Tv, its hollywood plus its acting, everything looks good, this scenes are almost cringe worthy even in Nollywood, so here are a few places not to propose to your girl.
Any Roundabout With A Liasma or Traffic Warder : Where is this even right, no photographer can make this look right…well till i see receipts, yes we have nicer places on the mainland *thinking*……*nothing* am sure there is a nice place on the mainland, if not head to the Island..
At the bar : Please don’t start your marriage with such callousness…. we know you drink but do not do this to your girl.
In the market: This is also not right…This is not America where they have cute grocery stores. You know our markets: loud, muddy, full of bustling, rude people. Hot- sun blazing down with no shade nearby. You are there with your lady and suddenly you decide to pop the question…mbok….you go just hear NO
Inside Lagos Traffic: People work on the island and live in mowe ibafo, like the traffic is not bad enough, you decide to add to it by asking them to stop while you propose to the love of your life…Ogbeni you go hear am…
In the Rain : Yes Zee world make this looks cute but in real life, this does not look good at all because the rain in Nigeria does not fall neatly, there is wind, with mud every where….God help you decide to stay close to PHCN pole…
Share other silly places you know
